thecutestofthecute:

Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!

(via disloyalorderofbandurls)

alicesadventuresintherye:

Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.

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allhailthepumpkinqueen:

The fucking sound he makes kills me every time

(via little-red-riding-wolf)

sleepyhollowers:

buzzfeed:

These people are doin’ Halloween right. 

LOL I love One Night Stand and Freudian Slip LOL.

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vamellope:

lyricynicism:

vamellope:

straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

REAL TALK

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beechichi:

Rainbow ladies of LoK~ <3 Cause uh… cute girls with glasses? No other reason needed :D

(Source: aoineko.deviantart.com, via kiitts)

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank. [caboosium]

fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

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graysongraves:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

erikloser:

stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.

"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"

"Nope, sorry Bucky.  By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids?  He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"

image

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mistress-laufeyson:

ramon-salamander:

witchlingfumbles:

GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

oh i thought this would be useful for when your parents walk by but ok

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